- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A fat guy!

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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