- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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