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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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