- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

womans rights...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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