whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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The cream, it is coming

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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