- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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