A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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