- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??