- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Weaner

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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