- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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