- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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