- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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