- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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