Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Gay rights.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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