- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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