Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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