- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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