- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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