- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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