- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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