- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Chuck Norris.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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