What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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