What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

your life

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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