- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether