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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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