When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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