yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

12 niqqa 12.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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