Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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