- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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