- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

binladin walks into the american seals

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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