Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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