- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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