- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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