- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Women can vote? WTF

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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