What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Yellow People !!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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