- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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