whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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