- Anti Joke

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti