- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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