- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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