Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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civil rights

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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