- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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