What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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