What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Small Penis.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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