Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Jesus Christ

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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