- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats 2+2? 4

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Communism hehe xd

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