Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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