what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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woman's rights

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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