Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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