How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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alert('The Game')

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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