Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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