What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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