- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's big and purple? Barney

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

where's mom I killed her

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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