- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

women's rights.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Yo Mama just died.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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