- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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