- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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