Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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