- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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