Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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