so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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