- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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