"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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