- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Equal rights!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone