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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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