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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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