Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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