What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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