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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I asked her where you were.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

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