Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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