- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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