Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Robin, get in the car!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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