whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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