What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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