- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a black man? A person

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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