A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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autistic kids rock

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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it was all Tagart

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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