What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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