- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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