- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

I am a mime

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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