What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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