Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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My jeans

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Anti Joke

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