KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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