Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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womans rights...

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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