What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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LET

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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