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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*