Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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