- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why are white people white? I don't know

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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