- Anti Joke

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company