Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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