What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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