Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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