A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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