Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

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