- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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