- Anti Joke

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died