- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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