all these jokes are horrible now

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

autistic kids rock

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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