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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

knock knock who's there ?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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