Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A gay man watches football.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

2 black kids walk into school

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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