Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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