What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

I love you

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

are u black unlucky

Denard Robinson

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Worms don't like apples.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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