Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

There's my tractor.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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