How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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haha

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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