- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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