Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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your life

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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