How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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