What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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