Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What would u like to drink?

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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