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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

AIDS

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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