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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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