What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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