What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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KOOKABURRA

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

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