I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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