- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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